i kill people for a living

i just want chicken nuggets & Jose

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castielgratia:
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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

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youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

THIS EVERYONE FUCKING READ THIS NOW.

(Source: neoliberalismkills)

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blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

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Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

30th Jul 14 • 6 notes • Reblog

aliilovely:

Follow me on Twitter - Aliilovely_

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pinkypromiseforeverandalways:

I cried. You guys are getting smarter.  Its a win-win situation you either get nudes or she will stop texting you

pinkypromiseforeverandalways:

I cried. You guys are getting smarter.  Its a win-win situation you either get nudes or she will stop texting you

30th Jul 14 • 14,989 notes • Reblog

discardedpizzabox:

Me whenever i get money

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

30th Jul 14 • 25,902 notes • Reblog
hotstalin:

420

hotstalin:

420

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foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

(Source: febrezeyourvagina)

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ratgod:

brent-treznor69:

ratgod:

ha ha she thinks the fish are real how pathetic

Dumb cat brain isn’t as girthy as my smart brain I have rings like a sonic redwood that cat is WET BEHIND THE EARS HAHAHA still can’t be as big intel as person man no potential I will destroy you

what the fuck are u talking about

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract