i kill people for a living

i just want chicken nuggets & Jose

next →
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neatpotatoes:

recommended for me

neatpotatoes:

recommended for me

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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rand0mniss:

Your shirt and pants are unnecessary take them off

(Source: khanthesparta)

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial)

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turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew)

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad)

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

image

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leannawhaaat:

can I have u

leannawhaaat:

can I have u

(Source: greatfoods)

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punkrockluna:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

What a weird cat.

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cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

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destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
image

(Source: scottish)

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(Source: bl-ossomed)

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vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh