i kill people for a living

i just want chicken nuggets & Jose

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maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)

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kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

(Source: thats-so-raven)

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jumpingpuddles:

Bonus reaction gif (more reaction gifs here):

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surprisebitch:

goals

surprisebitch:

goals

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larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

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most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

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DIPSY

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LALA

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PO

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TYRONE

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cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless