i kill people for a living

i just want chicken nuggets & Jose

next →
23rd Sep 14 • 87,237 notes • Reblog
yelyahwilliams:

the opposite of Alf in a tub

yelyahwilliams:

the opposite of Alf in a tub

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

23rd Sep 14 • 302,252 notes • Reblog

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

23rd Sep 14 • 13,743 notes • Reblog

legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD

23rd Sep 14 • 14,828 notes • Reblog

(Source: love-butts)

23rd Sep 14 • 173,633 notes • Reblog
chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

(Source: 20aliens)

23rd Sep 14 • 77,932 notes • Reblog

heirsoferror:

This was in Las Vegas & fucked everyone up

(Source: frijoliz)

23rd Sep 14 • 120,511 notes • Reblog
go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

23rd Sep 14 • 18,640 notes • Reblog

(Source: forkonthe-left)

23rd Sep 14 • 114,124 notes • Reblog

(Source: youngpreciosa)

23rd Sep 14 • 778 notes • Reblog

(Source: weheartit.com)

23rd Sep 14 • 97,407 notes • Reblog
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
23rd Sep 14 • 221,908 notes • Reblog

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

23rd Sep 14 • 2,220 notes • Reblog

San Antonio, Texas - 9/21

San Antonio, Texas - 9/21

(Source: fuckyeahzourry)

23rd Sep 14 • 183 notes • Reblog

cyberho:

my mom’s boss is EXTREMELY homophobic like it’s crazy, and guess who I just found on Tinder? her oldest son lmaooo life is great man, homegirl has no idea she’s in for the surprise of ha life