March 2012
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
yanilavigne:
Typing →
wowfunniestposts:
On your keyboard
Someone else’s keyboard
what a funny blog
diegoxdisco:
I’M LOOKIN’ FA MRS. BUBBLEGUM
I’M MISTA’ CHIK-O-STICK
I WANNA DUN-NA-NUH, OHHHH
‘CAUSE YOU SO THICK
GIRLS CALL ME JOLLY RANCHER
‘CAUSE I STAY SO HARD
YOU CAN SUCK ME FOR A LONG TIME
OH
MY
GOD
18mm:
corirnne:
oh my god the kid who just eats a piece of cake
“go get your mom”
LOL omg
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
A few days ago was Animal Awarness Day.
bo0tyful-suicide:
Did you take a minute to remember your ex? I know I did.
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling.
I mean, if i was a guy i'd ask out a girl today so...
no-one-is-perfect: